We'll publish your comments here.......
I like that song you did. I remember you from when i was little, my mum wouldn't let me listen to your music because it was 'devils music'.
posted by Malkovich on February 18th at 17:58
This is probably dead now... You should have been commissioned a TV slot on BBC Three or something, seriously.
posted by Calum Starkey on December 19th at 02:09
Well Calum, the good news is that Dave TV have answered your prayers. Check the front page. And thanks for believing.
Absolutely brilliant! Get more videos up soon otherwise this wont be as big as it could be.
posted by Calum Starkey on August 31st at 04:15
Hi
I agree with Geert - why oh why was Jimmy Page twanging away at Beijing and not you guys? oh -and are you doing a Christmas single this year?
posted by Kate on August 27th at 22:54
Where should I send my unreleased songs for you to review? If you like any we can work out the rights no problem.
posted by Bruce Hamby on August 27th at 04:07
TOYBOIZE SAY: Bruce, send us your work to ToyboizeGig@gmail.com. We look forward to it. TOYBOIZE!
Hi,
Rather surprised that Jimmy Page finally got away with the performance to present London 2012 yesterday in Beijing. I was really hoping to see you guys. Anyway, I think it's about time to go international, and thanks to a friend of mine (Mr. Farnsworth) Toyboize wìll be introduced in the sick belgian music-market, where a band like Toyboize can count on imediate succes, I guess. I will invite all of my friends to come and visit your website. You don't have to thank me for this, just tell me where the hell I can get tickets for Farmageddon Festival.
Cheers!
posted by Geert Brussels on August 25th at 07:55
Pretty nice site, wants to see much more on it! :)
posted by John Williams on August 20th at 23:54
I consider myself to be among the luckiest people in history. How many individuals can say that they have experienced such a phenomenon not once, but TWICE within their lifetime??
Those that were unable to focus during the 80\'s Toyboize whirlwind are being given a second chance to live it again.
Pay close attention everyone!
The 2028 Toyboize experience is too far off!
posted by Tim Scammell on August 19th at 13:09
I want to keep ALL OF you in my closet. Forever.
Well. All of you but Martin. He looks rather odd.
posted by Normal Man on August 16th at 06.01
Wow if only you'd come back sooner you might have saved me from turning into a lezza. Quite ironic looking back that I was singing "I like you girl"
JP was always my fave
Good luck boize x
posted by Spacey on August 9th at 09:29
come to denmark guys. u r the best :-P
I'm black, can sing n dance, holla at meeeee
posted by biggest fan on August 3rd at 02:03
I know you have legal issues to sort out, but how long until you think you will start getting music out?
posted by Troy on July 28th at 18:56
Toyboize, is there anyway to still get ahold of any of Martins hair? I've been checking ebay religously, and there are quite a few, but the cheapest is going at a keen $5000 Australian Dollars. Is chin hair an optoin?
Love your rabid fan,
Poobsterdood.
P.S Is it possible to download the song \'I like you girl\', for the benefit of filming our \'Concert attendance\' videos for you guys??
posted by poobsterdood on July 24th at 14:15
Will you guys be touring in Wales.
It'd be awesome to come to a ToyBoize gig!
I'd love it!
posted by Cobe Kai on July 23rd at 23:10
Okay, so...\'m a girl. That said, can I audition for the ToyBoize anyway?
posted by Babs on July 21st at 03:51
I like pie as much as you, and i like pie alot.
posted by Greg on July 21st at 00:55
When I was 10 years old I stole a bunch of money from my mom so I could fly to
Britain and join you guys on tour! I never made it past the ticket counter
though. Who knew flights cost more than $36.87?
posted by Ken on July 11th at 20:58
TOYBOIZE SAY: Nevermind Ken. Start saving now and come on tour with us this year. We don't have any confirmed dates yet but surely it will only be a matter of time. To be honest with you Ken a lot of the concert promoters we have approached have been pretty negative in their thinking. Big bands like us need big venues Ken. We will find a way.TOYBOIZE!
where are you?
posted by Asterix on July 10th at 18:53
TOYBOIZE SAY: We are right here Asterix. We are always here for the fans. We are just plotting our next move. TOYBOIZE!
just wondered if any of you are single?
posted by Tanya on July 9 at 10:00
hey! long time no post! i just saw what happened at Reece 'the poo beast' Phillipss's record place. He is sooo whack...you guys have way more cred-ability. Is Martin ok though?
posted by Asterix on July 8th at 09:57
You guys rock glad your back
posted by Bill on July 5th at 13:16
I have all your albums and posters, i am your biggest gay
fan.
posted by Gary on July 5th at 00:09
This is the funniest thing ever,, just the sheer magnitude of everything. Fred
and SXEphil are good for a laugh but this is such a great story and background
and developing characters. Great producing and directing
posted by Lax on July 4th at 04:15
OOH!! Can you post some interviews of you guys when you were kids? PLEASE?
It\'s...it\'s the only way I can see Reece. *blush* That, and
Nicky was cute as a 5 year old. Awwww!
posted by Babs on july 4th at 00:48
What I'd like to know, is did you ever play soggy biscuit in the tour bus? And who lost?
posted by Tara Griffin on July 3rd at 00:07
I love your videos! Watching them is more fun than working. thank you
posted by Rene on June 28 at 00:28
Hey Tim,
remember me? we met at Glastonbury, not long after you left Toyboize. We stole
some funny mushrooms from a hippie\'s rucksack and when I saw you last,
you were running around with a bin liner on your head screaming \"I am
deaf, I am blind, I am Mozart\".
Your Mum sat on you for half an hour before you were quiet.
Glad to se you are giving it all another go. Good luck
posted by Sunshine on June 27th at 15:16
Hi-larious :) We need more stuff like this on the web. Ronan and the boys - eat
your heart out!!!! xx
posted by Irish Pixie on June 25th at 14:58
Just checked out 'Babysitter Blues'....just shows the classics can live on and on...timeless!
posted by Rachel on June 25th at 01:07
Hey "posse",
Word had it that you were trying to get back together, and I just had
to see it for myself. After getting over a surprise bout of raucous
laughter, I must say I think that's just great! Martin, you haven't
changed a bit, mate! And the rest of you guys....well...well, that's
just great! Yeah!! Toyboize...and all that..!!!
Hey listen, the European leg of my "Opened Wide" Tour is hitting the
UK in September, and I've got shows in London, Manchester, Liverpool,
and Brum. Tickets go on sale sometime next month and if you hurry, you
might be able to snag some for yourselves before they all sell out
like they did last time. And keep an ear out on the radio stations lads,
I know one of them in London's going to be giving away backstage
passes! If you're lucky you can be the lucky callers, and then I can see
you again!
Well, got to run, I have an autograph signing in an hour and a half.
Cheers!
--R
posted by Reece Phillips on June 24th at 05:47
Right, you know what you boys need? BABY versions! you really want to
commercialize, you need baby versions of yourselves, right here right
now. Not adult men in nappies, that's just sick. Might work well
with JP, but that's about it. But think about it: Toyboize Babies!!
And you can have a Nanny and some random bloke taking care of you
adorable little tots, and you'd sell millions in nappies and baby stuff
everywhere.
Just an idea, mates. Worked for the Muppets, and the bloody New Kids.
posted by CumTycoon11 on June 24th at 05:19
You guys should definately come and play at my bbq on saturday, got a
couple of bands doing some stuff, its gonna be good!
Will also give me a chance to show off some of my sweet dance moves
before you let me in the band and we go on our sell out world tour. THEN
we'll see how much Reece wants to rejoin the band.
Let me know and i'll give you the address! Free burgers and beer as an
added bonus, although Tim should be careful after that mexican...
Much Love, Your biggest fan/stalker
Jason
posted by Jason on June 24th at 01:25
my ex-girlfriend fancied tim cos of his dance moves 20 years ago and
finished with me... gutted... my first love she was.... what makes it
worse is that he's still got it...git
posted by mickyR on 23 June at 22:20
Hahahaha I love you fellas!
posted by Shillax on June 22nd at 16:24
you lads should go to sweden, they love corny songs, you will be big over there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by Porky on June 22nd at 08:47
Timmy, you need to get a new keyboard mate
posted by Mars Bars on june 22nd at 06:59
martin you are the british version of kevin federline.
posted by North Londoner on June 21st at 21:58
I have been trying to get hold of your agent but they haven\'t been returning my calls. I work for a small charity based in Hartlepool which looks to help children with learning difficulties and give them a step up in life. After a 20 year research program at the University of Hartlepool (formerly The Polytechnic of Hartlepool) it has been found that your no.2 song (that should have been no.1!!!!) has a 23.45% increased benefit in the learning of the children. Anyway I was wondering whether it would be possible to get the reformed band to play live to the children to celebrate the release of this report and your entry back into the charts?
Many thanks
posted by Green Giant on June 20th at 15:43
Does jp have a girlf? He\'s even hotter than BB\'s Ziggy xx
posted by Toni on June 20th at 15:12
great start, begun to get a little bored. however i would love to see this for realy. fresh ideas. needs consistency
posted by Reece Phillips on June 19th at 14:53
Oh, and Nicky kind of looks like Steve Jones from the Sex Pistols, although I suspect he lacks the musical talent that Sid Vicious had.
posted by Christina on June 19th at 04:04
I sincerely hope Tim is doing this to pay all the overdue child support payments he owes. Sorry, but the Boize always lacked the depth and political credibility of the New Kids on the Block. Good luck, anyway. : )
posted by Christina on June 19th at 04:02
I am SO moving to the UK......!
TBTBTB
posted by Ashton on June 18th at 22:23
I miss Reece.... ;.; But if he\'s not around, Tim will do. If you squint and sorta turn your head sideways, and then spin around real fast until yer dizzy...he kinda looks like him! Good on ya!
posted by Babs on June 18th at 21:56
Is sherbert dip really still relevant today? It\'s not as popular as it used to be... maybe you can help bring back the sweets too!
posted by Nics on june 18th at 20:27
Dear TB:
Might I inquire as to whether or not you\'ve dropped your copyright infringement suit against The Fine Young Cannibals (for which I was lead singer) re: \"She Drives Me Crazy\" being an apparent ripoff (bah!) of \"I Like U Girl\"? We have another Greatest Hits album coming out so it\'s time to resolve this matter once and for all.
posted by Roland Gift of FYC on June 18th at 19:42
TOYBOIZE SAY: I thought you and Tim settled this with an armwrestle in the green room of Going Live? Good luck with the greatest hits Roland!
Hi dudes, how are ya all?
Ive neva heard of yas lol but jp ur cute :P lol
Lol cool songs btw :)
\" I like u girl \"
Lol :)
Ly all xoxox
posted by Katie on June 18th at 19:02
Whilst I am on just ask JP about divorcing his paretns. Do he know who his father is? Cos I dont!He dont tell you that his mother was 15 when he was born - and that she sold her body so he could go to stage school do he? Stole money from him, serve him right if I had done, left me on my own when he got famous didnt he!
posted by JP's mother on June 18th at 17:32
question - in the main TB photo above, what are JP and Nicky staring at? Now, i can guess many things that Nicky might be staring at with that hungry look in his eyes, but JP isn\'t officially...well anyway, I just thought I\'d ask.
posted by Asterix on June 18th at 17:20
yay! JP Diary! I will get a lawyer.
posted by Asterix on June 18th at 17:15
Liar!!!!!
posted by JP's mother on June 18th at 15:21
oh, and Ep 4 Monday was great, but no diary updates Tuesday and
Wednesday? wassuuuup? WE MISS YOU!
posted by Asterix on June 18th at 14:40
Hi! Tim, I often experience the same gastric dilemma after a Mexican.
You should try rubbing the affected area with a mixture of Arnica Cream
and Savlon - this is easiest in a reverse foetal or 'nappy
change' position, so you may ask a friend or living partner to apply the
mixture for you. I always do! Hope it helps! TB Rules!
PS: obviously by TB i meant Toyboize. Not Tuberculosis, which does not
rule, but in fact can kill a hundred animals a year.
posted by Asterix on June 18th at 14:39
OMIGOD - Toyboize are back... been waitin' for this, like forever...
Tim - I think I found your long lost twin brother... he works in an
office in Slough...
posted by gixxerchick on June 18th at 10:14
When's Reece coming back???
posted by Babs on June 18th at 04:16
TOYBOIZE SAY: Hi Babs, Reece is currently on a stadium tour in the US and has declined the invitation to join up with the Toyboize at this time. Apparently he's going to be in the UK sometime soon though so fingers crossed...
Still got my smash hits posters. Will you sign if I send it in? Will
be a dreeem come truuuuu!
posted by Ali on June 17th at 21:41
TOYBOIZE SAY: Sure thing Ali, send it in and we'll sign it. But please don't stick it on eBay. (And please include money for postage)
This show is freakin brilliant! I would love to see it as a full blown
show - get Ricky Gervais on the phone now - MAKE THIS HAPPEN!!!!
posted by Mike on June 17th at 21:03
Great, comedy cant wait for the next episode :D
posted by Joe on June 17th at 19:56
Yeah you ROCKKK!!! I just love your new single. Can't wait to get my
hands on some new material.
Anyway, the idea with of getting in a fresh black guy is great. Don't
trust the silly record company!
This is so refreshingly funny, I actually woke my wife up laughing my
sizable ass off! Found you on YouTube..Bravo, I say bravo. Much need
humor, Toyboize Rule! I’m going to get a tattoo of Tim on my buttocks!
posted by James "Wish I was your singer" B.from USA on June 17th at 02:12
Knocks Fake Tw*t into a cocked hat and plonks it on the head of a
seaside donkey. Gawd bless you, and mind you watch out for Tom Watkins'
wandering hands...
posted by Jamie on June 16th at 20:59
I loved 'I like you girl' and taped it when it was on the chart show!!
posted by Sal on June 16th at 20:48
I'll never forget that crazy pillow fight boize!
posted by GeffenNNicky on June 16th at 19:17
The show is hilarious, especially Tim ("I'm a fucken mess"
hahahahaha). I just wanna know, is the comeback serious or not?
posted by Amro on June 16th at 16:04
TOYBOIZE SAY: Deadly serious Amro.
You gotta to be kidding me
posted by Jez on June 16th at 14:31
It's been a long time, but I'm glad you're back. Can't wait for
your new material!
posted by Trev on June 16th at 11:01
i still have my Toyboize lunchbox in the loft!!
Posted by Sam on June 16 at 09:34
TOYBOIZE SAY: We hope it was an official one, not one of those cheap ones from a market stall - we didn't make a penny off those. Well actually we didn't make a penny of anything but that's a long story....
Too bad you guys never caught on in the States. We had to search the
imports for your singles. I hope you catch on in North America this
time around!
Posted by 1988 4eva on June 16 at 05:05
You guys are brilliant! Take your best shot and I wish the best!
Posted by datastream on June 16th at 04:34
man I really like the song "I like u girl" but sadly I can't find
anywhere to get it. Keep it up though!!
Posted by Joe on June 16th at 03:48
Who are you guys? And why can't i listen to any of your music???
Posted by Uh… on June 15th at 18:36
TOYBOIZE SAY: There are a lot of legal issues that we're trying to sort out but hopefully our back catalogue will be available soon.
Hey, just came across ur vedio on youtube. Eventhough I didn't know u
guys before, but I quite like ur spirit. So, hope to get your good news
in near future!
Good luck!~
Posted by Li T on June 15th at 18:09
REECE! I LOVE YOU!
Posted by Babs on June 15th at 17:23
I'll take JP. fancy a shag lova?
Posted by Alessandra on June 15th at 14:54
Is this real
Posted by Jasmin on June 15th at 01:32
TOYBOIZE SAY: Yes Jasmin we are for real - Toyboize forever!
I was just wondering if this is a joke. Were the \"Toyboize a real boy
band in 1988 or this is just a made up thing.
Posted by Jasmin on June 15th at 01:24
Would you guys ever consider coming to play a concert in Serbia? You
are huge over here, 'Sherbert Dip' just hit no. 2 in the charts!
Posted by Ivan on June 15th at 00:01
TOYBOIZE SAY: Yes - book us in but please provide flights and accommodation (not camping)
We like U Boiz, keep up the good work!!
Posted by HDG on June 14th at 22:51
Oh Tim.. I had a poster of you on my wall long after all my friends had
given up on the band. I hope you guys are at T in the Park this year,
then I can live out my fantasy!!
Posted by Medea on June 14th at 21:50
this is brilliantly funny
posted by gobadine on June 14th at 21:48
I love and write the same type of songs that you guys do.
Can I send you a demo?
Bruce Hamby
Posted by Bruce Hamby on June 14th at 21:09
TOYBOIZE SAY: Send it in Bruce - can we have the rights to it though?
you guys rock lol:) so has reese talked to u lads yet and has he given
any encouragement
posted by mariyah on June 14th at 20:11
TOYBOIZE SAY: Reece is just really busy at the moment.
you're so handsome
posted by Your lunchbox lover on June 14th at 11:36
TOYBOIZE SAY: Which one? All of us??
is this band real? how come I cant find any songs from you guys,
whenever I search it up this come back stuff just comes up over and over
posted by haha on June 14th at 05:24
Lol, can't get "I Like You Girl" out of my mind. It's endlessly
looping...
posted by timtamtommy on June 14th at 05:03
my dad listened to your band back in the day. TBTBTBTB he used to
chant. come one Toyboizes!
Posted by Jackson on June 13th at 21:49
wait...this is serious?
oh.
oh my.
Posted by Lily on June 13th at 21:36
I would like to invest some euros into the TOYBOIZE. I liked them
before and my money would help me like them now
posted by Sir William James Jr. on June 13th at 21:01
TOYBOIZE SAY: Please send money asap
where can i get yr song i like u girl
posted by calrence on June 13th at 20:53
Great! I'm so happy that you're back! Don't forget your fans from
all around Italy! We want to see you live!
Posted by Ciruzzo on June 13th at 20:06
Are you coming to Mexico? Hope you do, i can hardly wait!!!
Posted by Gossip Boy on June 13th at 19:34
Is Tim Gay? Hope so!!
Posted by Gary on June 13th at 19:25
I always fancied JP most of all. Glad to see he\'s still looking fine.
;) Reece seemed like such a twat even when he was twelve; you guys are
better off without him!!
19/F/USA - call me, JP!
Posted by Robyn L on June 13th at 17:54
That Reese is a right BLOODY CU*T!!!
Posted by Darby on June 13th at 17:42
Are you guys planning a US tour potentially soon? And when will
Martin's instructional dance video be released?
Posted by Mooglepoo on June 13th at 17:08
Hi Boize,
You probably don't remember me, hey, I designed your album cover, and
all the merchandize for your first tour. Grrrrrrrreat to have you back!
Good luck.
Posted by Barry Dezigns on June 13th at 16:28
TOYBOIZE SAY: Barry, do you owe us money?
At what point, biologically, do you begin to outgrow the term boyband
and qualify as a manband?
Posted by Ben on June 13th at 15:42
Hey..I am from Brazil and I had never of you guys before but thank
YouTube I came to know u guys and I'm lovin it. I like U Girl is already
my fav song. I won't miss any of the episodes and i'll make u known
down here in Brazil.
Hugs pals
Posted by Kawaii on June 13th at 15:35
toyboize rocks great stuff look forward to the rest can we see a video
of one of your songs
posted by Shelly on June 13th at 14:58
It's so refreshing to have you guys back on the scene again. With your talent who knows where this reunion could lead. I can't wait to follow you on the rest of the journey...
posted by Swab aka 'the suit' on June 12th at 18:13
I think i might go for Tim thanks
posted by Ninja on June 12th at 17:12
I would like to make love to one of you - who would you recommend?
posted by Ninja on June 11th at 22:21
TOYBOIZE SAY: "JP and Tim are single and potentially willing. Toss a coin and send in a photo"
i think you were right to turn down the weet from the chav as you say.
Maybe the new singer is a bit old? Having a black member would be
wikkid though.
posted by Asterix on June 11th at 22:19
Did i spot JP at the Zebra Head gig last night? Will they be
supporting you at your next gig? What is the story here?
posted by Nick on June 11th at 12:02
I completely missed that back in the day, of course that is 2 be expected from a hippie on this side of the pond I suppose. Best of luck in all your endeavors gents!!
posted by Timothy Leary Byrnes on June 11th at 07:43
You guys are for sure the best pop band of 1988 if not the best pop band ever!!!
posted by matt on June 11th at 02:01
Love you guys
poste by JM on June 10th at 16:25
I Like You Girl was the first single I ever bought - I got the vinyl
version because it had all of the lyrics printed on the sleeve xxxx
posted by Helen on June 10th at 13:51
hey man i love you guys too you are great ;)
posted by Jordan on June 9th at 13:20
I used to have a poster of you in my room - i dug it back out! PUT IT UP! LOVE ya ALL
posted by fatty on June 7th at 19:41
We like your sherbet dip, keep writing guys!!
posted by Mark on June 6th at 19:29
Which of the band hit puberty first?
posted by Nick on June 6th at 13:37
I am worried about Martin - are his knees ok? try Arnica cream mixed with Savlon.
posted by Asterix on June 6th at 13:30
The episodes are too short. Lets really see something!
posted by Rach on June 5th at 23:24
Can't wait to see you guys back on tour. When are you doing the 02?
Why has Nicky turned into the Frankside Bottom version of Pinnichio....
"I wish i was a real boy".
posted by Deliverall on June 5th at 13:32
I am worried about Tim
posted by Asterix on June 5th at 13:08
ahhh, listening to this music reminds me of ********* girls
posted by Chris B on June 4th at 16:03
(comment edited by site moderator)
OOOHHH YEAH I LIKE YOU GIRL!! CAN I DOWNLOWD THIS TO MY IPOD?
posted by Jay and Maria on June 3rd at 22:33
F**k me Nicky's carrying a bit of extra timber
posted by Megatron on June 2nd at 15:47
Somehow I knew if I poked around the site enough, Ricky G's name would be somewhere! Great stuff :)
posted by Jay on June 2nd at 13:22
Awright troops? Wee Chris here, former member of 'Boys Next Door'. I'd just like to say that now, as I emerge fresh from my most recent stay in Barlinnie Prison, clean and determined to make new life for myself, if I catch that dirty old f**ker Rab Morrison I'll slash his pudgy face. Boys Next Door could have been massive, but nooooo, ToyBoize had to be the big success. So I'm going to go out, fill me head with strong lager and violent thoughts, then I'll get in touch with Barry Jackson and Omar McLeod and reform Boys Next Door... We deserve our chance of greatness!!
posted by wee chris on June 1st at 00:59
Its good to hear you guys are back together - i lost my virginity listening to Sherbert Dip (although i later found out EMF had an album with the same name)
posted by Ruprect on May 31st at 05:47
Man... You made your comeback but when can I buy tickets to your grand tour? You coming to Woking anytime soon?
posted by Chloe on may 30th at 23:50
Loser!
posted by Mr Power on May 30th at 16:48
found my original vinyl of We Like U Girl in a box at my parent's house! listening to it now. so many memories...
posted by Asterix on May 30th at 11:19
This is hilarious tim is a legend
posted by J on May 30th at 09:35
My mate's cousin wants to know if JP is single? She was too
embarrassed to ask in case he blows her out...
posted by John on May 30th at 08:28
I'm nine :)
posted by Ninja on May 29th at 21:43
sooooo great you are back! to paraphrase - I Like You Guys!
yay!
posted by Asterix on May 29th at 15:38
You are my heroes.
posted by Matt on May 29th at 15:34
Like U Girl my favourite tune ever. You are my heros.
posted by Anon on May 28th at 20:23
Having said that, 'I Like You Girl' clearly plagiarises my boyband
Status's debut single 'A Guy Like Me'
posted by DeDominici on May 28th at 16:56
Good luck boys
posted by DeDominici on May 28th at 16:34
It's great to see you guys back again!
posted by Si P on May 28th at 16:08
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